Retired Kitten Takes Part-Time Job as Dishwasher
Retirement is going well for Chester, a local kitten who made his millions in the real estate market. But he’s not one to sit idle in his golden years.
“He really wanted to find out what it’s like to get his paws dirty,” says Mickey Ramos, a source close to the situation. “So a part-time dishwasher gig seemed like a good fit.”
Things had been going well, though a source at the restaurant where Chester’s employed tells The Fluffington Post that the work leaves something to be desired.
“He has this habit of licking the plates and then putting them back in the ‘clean’ cabinet,” says the employee, who asked to remain anonymous. “It’s pretty cute, but it just doesn’t seem sanitary.”
Via Chemella.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the sweethearts in my life!
10 brutally honest text message auto-replies that would significantly improve your life.
Now that we’ve ceased face-to-face conversation and all human interaction is conducted via text message, avoiding confrontation is easier than ever. But we say it can still get easier. If we could just set up auto-reply text messages to tell the annoying people who text us all the things they need to hear, we’d be in passive-aggressive heaven. Here are five ideas for auto-reply messages that we think would greatly improve our existence. Until then, we’ll just continue to not respond and pretend our phone was turned off.
Via Happy Place
Leslie Morgan Steiner: Why domestic violence victims don’t leave (by TEDtalksDirector)
…Powerful stuff. A lot of people don’t know they are living with an abuser, or in some cases, a person with mental health issues.
My Uncle died this week. But all you care about is who you didn’t get a message from or what gifts you didn’t get. Selfish jerks.
